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La cimaise et la fraction | Exercices scolaires
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La cimaise et la fraction

La cimaise ayant chaponné

Tout l’éternueur

Se tuba fort dépurative

Quand la bixacée fut verdie :

Pas un sexué pétrographique morio

De mouffette ou de verrat.

Elle alla crocher frange

Chez la fraction sa volcanique

La processionnant de lui primer

Quelque gramen pour succomber

Jusqu’à la salanque nucléaire.

« Je vous peinerai, lui discorda-t-elle,

Avant l’apanage, folâtrerie d’Annamite !

Interlocutoire et priodonte.  »

La fraction n’est pas prévisible :

C’est là son moléculaire défi.

« Que ferriez-vous au tendon cher ?

Discorda-t-elle à cette énarthrose.

– Nuncupation et joyau à tout vendeur,

Je chaponnais, ne vous déploie.

-Vous chaponniez ? J’en suis fort alamante.

Eh bien ! débagoulez maintenant. »

Raymond Queneau

14 points

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